OK, let's just forget the creepy wedding and, um, most of the last twenty years or so right now.

OK. With that out of the way, let's think about Liza with a Z powering through "Maybe This Time" from "Cabaret."

Oh hell yeah. We need that. We need more torch songs and less renundant hip hop.

Made from two perhaps her best known albums: the "Cabaret" film soundtrack and "Liza With a Z," definitely call up the Good Liza - the gamine Judy Garland daughter/successor of the '70s and not, well, the "Arthur 2 On the Rocks" Liza.

And could "Cabaret" be cooler in general just on its own? No. OK, maybe if you got a check for a hundred bucks and a Swedish massage every time you saw it. But not by much.

The purse measures 8" x 9" x 4" and includes vinyl handle, and button and elastic closure.

SOLD!

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